I remember trying to explain *sex* to my friend when i was in 5th grade and he was in 4th grade, he didn't get it, so i said never mind, then my other friend went and asked his mom about what i told him and my other friend, and she told the teacher and the teacher talked to me and I made something up like, "the mini chocolate chip cookies come from the momma chocolate chip cookies" or something like that, lol, i was a bad child in my younger days.
I also bit doors and walls and kicked teachers and princibles.lol. fun times.